Wankspider

A greedy person, usually male, who goes online to jerk off and does this by watching all the ''FREE'' promo porn clips that usually last less than a minute or so.

Jack: Dude, you're jerking off to those crappy free online porn clips again? You're such a damn wankspider!

Matt: uh oh uh...

by Yomommayoproblem January 15, 2011

Wackup

A milder term to say told you so or gutted.

May also be used as a form of rejection.

"You, WACKUP!"

OR

"You're totally wrong, therefore i suggest you wackup"

by Remi Mortimer June 25, 2008

Wankopause

An undetermined period of time during which a single man neither masturbates nor watches pornography.

During Wankopause, a man's productivity increases 50000%.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

wankulizer

The act of masturbating before sleeping to make yourself tired.

Jake: "I'm going to have a wankulizer and a nap before work"

by Falconar September 14, 2012

wankspo

Wankspo is when something is so fucking fit that u want to use it as ur wank inspo

Hey em

Ur tat tat’s are fire today imma use u as my wankspo later ;)

by Mcgeorgia October 12, 2019

Wankpasty

Someone who only buys 1 raffle ticket for a prize draw, when everyone else buys loads, and then wins the effing prize anyway.

Can’t believe John Paul Rose won that frag with one ticket!!! Absolute wankpasty

by VonC April 12, 2021

Wankpike

The term used for somebody who wears more rings than they have fingers yet also thinks they're 'cool' because they hang out in a local bar which has a little bit of decor.

The typical person that you see in a bar that tends to be in a suburb, (decorated like a bar in the middle of London, chrome etc) and is happy to buy drinks at £10 each and dance to Hed Kandi house music in order to believe that they are cool. In fact, they are a Wankpike

by Dento12345 June 5, 2009