Wankulator

An extension of the word "wanker" meaning a wanker that wanks a wanker while wanking. Commonly used as an insult amongst Australians.

Sean: "Hey Luke, guess what?"
Luke: "What?"
Sean: "I g0tz phr33 st00phs!"
Luke: "...Wankulator."

by CoolStoryTeller March 20, 2010

wankstation

A completly useless bastard. also. Any Information Technology interface that allows the downloading or viewing of pornography for the purposes of masterbation.

While his family slept, J. would creep into his study and quietly abuse himself in front of his precious, his wankstation.

by mcguvir June 21, 2010

Wankspittle

The dribble of wank at the corner of a careless wiper's mouth.

Emily, You've left a bit of wankspittle.

by Tom November 13, 2003

Wankstation

A wankstation is a person who can generally be found hanging around city halls street cornors late at nite. In exchange for money you can shoot the load flat out.

Look at that wankstation there, I wouldnt mind abit of that

by Michael Williams November 18, 2004

wankspank

A wankspank is someone who thinks he is so cool but is really the tosser of the town. He will say rude remarks for no reason and be the hugest wanker to all the girls. He will think he is so popular when really he has 25 friends on facebook and gets invited to 1 social event a year, which is back-to-school night.

'Can you please fuck off you Wankspank!!'
'OMG, why would he invite the Wankspank of the town, he never gets invited anywhere'

by Frosty101 June 23, 2014

wankstation

It is a place where people go and have a bank. For example the bathroom.

Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, sorry!

by wanking May 3, 2017

wankstation

It's a place where people go have wank. For example the bathroom.

Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, sorry!

by wanking May 3, 2017