WTFWJD

Acronym for "What the fuck would Jesus do"

I am really at a crossroads in my life I wonder WTFWJD?

by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007

wtfwkbd

What the fuck would Kevin Bacon do?

Originated from the "Original Grandma's Cookies."

Used as an outburst- similar to wtf.
"i have a problem"
"just ask yourself wtfwkbd"

by Enter Text Here.... December 31, 2008

Witwoot

British way of saying wootwoot.

Today is payday WITWOOT!

by Rick Rolled Roller September 29, 2012

WTFWJD

What-The-Fuck-Would-Jesus-Do?
This acronym has been used to mock and also used in completely opposite circumstances that a Christian would to reply with wwjd.
It is also a popular song by the band ISMFOF. I-Set-My-Friends-On-Fire.

"So, there was a passed out girl in my bed. I had to make the right choice on what to do. So I simply said to myself, WTFWJD?

by gotthatfromyomomma June 5, 2009

WTFWJDFAKB

Short for What The Fuck Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar. The illegitimate child of WTF (What The Fuck), WWJD (What Would Jesus Do), and What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar, from the Klondike bar commercials. Used as an adjective for a type of question, usually an All-Consuming question. Usually accompanied with an -ing suffix.

Jim: How big is the universe?

Ted: Stop WTFWJDFAKBing. It pisses me off.

by ChaosHazard April 13, 2009

witwoot

The bastardized UK version of "woot woot". Spoken by Englishman to describe their extreme excitement and pleasure at what they've just heard or witnessed.

Man1: Emily rick-rolled me at work today so I gave her a dirty sanchez in bed last night. Paybacks a mofo.
Man2: witwoot

by you got roll'd ho September 29, 2012

wtfwtcmd

wtfwtcmd "what the fuck would the cookie monster do"

"dude wheres my cookies, i left them there a hour ago"

"mate just ask yourself wtfwtcmd :)"

"ahh, go get more"

by Ben 93 January 2, 2010