whack job

A crazy person.

You see that guy trying to make water flow uphill? He's a real whack job

by Bungalow Bill February 26, 2002

Rack whack

When a woman walks past and bumps you with her boob

Hey! You just rack whacked me

by I luv duccs April 14, 2019

Whack My Pug

N. Choke the chicken, manhandle the salami, whack off, spank the monkey, manually express semen, beat the meat, shake hands with your one-eyed best friend. To master your own domain.

"First thing I did when I got home was whack my pug. I swear I ain't never going to another cheer leading competition."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Whack it Off

Similar to "Walk it off."

An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects.

James: "Dayum! I'm horny and no girl will sleep with me. Not even Gretta, the unibrow girl."
Morty: "Whack it off, James... Just whack it off."

by nevarine July 5, 2011

holy moly whack a moley

Holy Moly Whack A Moley Is a another phrase instead of oh my god. ANd is abbreviated HMWAM

Random guy: "You Just Won $1,000,000!"
Jack: "Holy Moly Whack A Moley!."

by XaliX2000 June 11, 2014

Whack Stack

A person's collection of pornography. Stack refers to a time when all porn was in print and thus stacked in a cubbyhole in the porn dungeon, equipped with infrared motion sensors, high resolution cameras, lava pits, and crocodile infested waters.

My roommate found my whack stack while I was out Saturday. Talk about awkward.

by Myriadofpersonalities September 15, 2010

Stack Whack

1. An extremely altered state of mind achieved by using bath salts in addition to illegal substances to get insanely blazed.

2. A person who is so psychologically unbalanced that it seems as if he or she is constantly on bath salts, even if he or she has never taken them.

1. That dude is like 60 and he's wearing Chucks and eating people in New Hampshire. He's reached next level Stack Whack status.

2. Look at that Stack Whack over there devouring enough Panda Express to feed a family of 18! That guy is completely insane.

by lieslcatz September 6, 2012