vacuum 

A word used in place of 'fuck you'. Word must be said in complete silence...for added emphasis. Works best with women and wet t-shirts.

"I wanna vacuum" could mean "I wanna fuck you" if the words were mouthed and no sound is present.

vacuum by stephy87 January 29, 2010

Vacuum 

On a very cold weather, a man's ballsack sucks into a size of a small plum. If sucked in too much it begins to hurt and the male is unable to walk.

Dave: Oi Bob, it's fucking cold out here.

Bob: Fuck me, help me out will ya just got vacuumed.

Vacuum by Meowpop February 12, 2017

Vacuum 

A cleaning machine that sucks everything off of your messy floor and seemingly teleports it to another demension, at least until you have to empty it.
2. The most effective method of surprise for your household pet.

Man, how did your vacuum teleport everything on your floor to another dimension?

Vacuum by Moocow51 August 22, 2017

Vacuum 

What Stewie really said to Brian in that episode of Family Guy. Brian thinks he said fuck you so he goes and tells on him.

Stewie: Fine! Well you have extra sensitive hearing so hear this! *mouths vacuum*
Brian: I'm telling.
Stewie: I said vacuum!

Vacuum by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx April 8, 2020

Vacuum 

When a girl sucks in while sucking a dick.

My girlfriend just vacuumed me.

Vacuum by Penis Fucker Parker December 11, 2021

vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000

During the action of sucking a dick where the person sucking places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck so hard it creates a vacuum seal, the person sucking then begins to deep throat twisting the wrist twice. Twisting clockwise pulling up and twisting counterclockwise going down. This move works best on larger dicks.

"Man I was hit with the best type of blow job , it was a vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 It was toe curling!"

vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 by 10/10gay March 12, 2018

Vacuum King 

A title that you manipulatively bestow upon your husband to insure that he continues to rule the vacuum in your household.

Oh honey, when I see my muscular Vacuum King moving like a big cat through the house, I am in a constant swoon!

Vacuum King by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019