UPED

Use proper English dipshit

UPED, when someone has their auto correct turned off and cant or doesn't know how to converse.

by extra pickles June 27, 2014

Jackt-Upped

A reaction to a situation that has become so unbelievably disproportionatly unstable that the problem at hand cannot be corrected or remedied.

Yo dawg, 'dey got a truck-yard down 'ayre dat is Jackt-UPPED!! You shou see all dem puddles and mud!

by T and D Associates August 22, 2008

umpididdlydoo

A word used to describe a penis, an adaptation of the word dijeridoo used to desribe dijeridoos abnormal in size, the word umpididdlydoo is often used in nursery rhymes

Tom: "Ive got a huge dijeridoo"
Katie "Yeah well my man has an umpididdlydoo"

by reeeefer August 26, 2006

upped

Uploaded; to a file hosting website, for example.

Guy: Ok, here, I upped the album you wanted. Just click on the link: hxxp://www.xxxxxxxxx.com/xxxx?dhwz123
Girl: Thanks! Oh, the things I'm willing to do to you right now.
Guy: I'll be there in two mins.
Girl: What? Wait, I was just... You still there? Shit!

by t3h f33d$ March 1, 2009

Umpede

a large african beast of unknown origins, although it is beleived its base form is known as just allende. if angered its muscles will expand, its body hair will increase and become highly agressive.

friend#1:hey its an allende
friend#2:ha ha allendes a loser
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!hes growing!!

by mike jones2 September 3, 2008

G'upped

Short for "Government upped". As in those that get or expect the Government to finance, support and bring them up monetarily.

She can't afford that car on her own, she was "G'upped.

by lamoismynamo April 1, 2011

one-upped

Exaggeration of completely made of story of one person to get attention or steal the others thunder. Usually done by a competitive person

Person 1: She just one-upped me
Person 2: Yeah, she just wants attention.

by nbunch81 June 13, 2016