Dragon with a Girl Tattoo

A Halloween costume that flips the script on the famous book

And what are you for Halloween?
Louise: I'm a dragon with a girl tattoo.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

twatcopter

The act of making a "raspberry" sound with one's mouth, while it is between a pair of labia. The vaginal equivalent of the "motorboat".

"Her baloney flaps were so large, I couldn't help planting my face in there and doin' the twatcopter." or "It's a lot harder to pull off a resonant twatcopter if she's got a 70's porno bush."

by WordTournament May 4, 2009

twatography

Choreography in which the female thrusts their pelvis and/or vagina forward.

See Beyonce's "Single Ladies."

Andy: Beyonce is obviously a fan of twatography!
Creed: Yes, I enjoy seeing her spread her legs to show off her vagina!

by sessybih May 15, 2010

Twatographer

One who photographs female reproductive genitalia for either medical or recreational purposes.

My friend wants to make a boudoir book for her girlfriend, so she’d like to hire a twatographer. Do you know a good one?

by Moeneek April 1, 2022

Tattoo Remorse

Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were younger, or thought would be cool at the time, you realize the tattoo is stupid and wish you had never gotten it in the first place.

Joe: My tattoo remorse is catching up on me after looking in the mirror and realizing getting my ex-wife's name "Jessica" tattooed on my arm was just dumb.

John: Yeah, that looks just plain stupid now.

by JoeyJr. September 20, 2009

tatto

A man who is whipped- preferably by his wife. A man who has no moral obligations towards his friends anymore.

Naeem is so whipped, he is a total tatto.

by Wax77 December 3, 2016

Twattoo

A twattoo is a name given to a tattoo that is classless or ghastly, the word twattoo more describes the person who has the tattoo

Hello mate, I see you had a new twattoo done over the weekend, looks hideous

by Apoclamite March 20, 2022