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Twittard

Dumbasses that say things similar to this: gUnS ArE BaD! eWw iS ThAt a gAs cAr?? oH My gOd! YoU DiDnT CaLl mE By mY NeOpRoNoUnS!! Im zIm/zEm nOt sHe/hEr!!! Im tElLiNg tHe cEo oF TwItTeR!
Person 1: "wHaT Do yOu mEaN YoU SuPpOrT GuNs?! tHeY KiLl pEoPlE!!! rEsPeCt mY NeOpRoNoUnS!!"
Person 2: "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TOUCH SOME GRASS YOU TWITTARD!"
by Glue dude March 13, 2022
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twattard

Synonymous with cunttard and fucktard. This is when you are dealing with a seriously pea-brained twat.
The silly high school dropout, Alicia, is a real twattard.
by Maria June 20, 2004
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Twittard

Mentally disabled retards from Twitter. They spend all their time on Twitter looking for problems in things that aren't problematic or problems in fiction while totally ignoring the actual real world issues as if they don't exist. They pretend as if they are allowed to speak for other people especially people that are of a difference race to them. They like to project their twisted mentalities onto other people as if everyone's the same as them and ignore everyone who calls them out. They hate men and like to virtue signal at everyone and everything. They practice cancel culture and are the ultimate form of culture. They also have zero sense of humor. There's very little difference between a twittard and a SJW.
Those twittards are at it again, canceling stuff.
Oh no, which fictional character are those twittards canceling again.
by PomuHub September 7, 2021
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twatyard

The area surrounding a womans vagina or "Twat".

Also used as a term for the habitation area of unsavoury fellows.
She had a rancid Twatyard with crabs.

Fuck off back to your Twatyard Dwaine.
by Pierre Ignose February 3, 2008
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twastard

1. Cross between a twat and a bastard.

2. Twice a bastard.

Origin - first coined in 1977 in supermarket warehouse in Lancashire, England.
Tony Blair is a useless twastard.
by Dibber April 11, 2005
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twatscara

A dark film surrounding the vagina after sex or exercise or both. Like mascara on the eye but scarier. A hairy, wet, clumpy ring.
Becky: "Geesh Kelly, your twatscara is running!"

Killah Kal: "I couldn't go down on Helen because her twatscara made her cunt look like a bruised shut eye."
by Princess Slayah June 21, 2009
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Twacktard

Somebody who has methed up their life and is now stuck in tweaker mode making no sense to anyone around them.
Nothing she said made sense...she is a total twacktard.
by Tweaker jones October 14, 2017
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