twatyard

The area surrounding a womans vagina or "Twat".

Also used as a term for the habitation area of unsavoury fellows.

She had a rancid Twatyard with crabs.

Fuck off back to your Twatyard Dwaine.

by Pierre Ignose February 3, 2008

twatard

A portmanteau of twat and retard. Often used in a humourous context.

Not considered as harsh as cuntard, but more harsh than 'twat' or 'cunt' alone.

'Stop being such a twatard!' Erica said to Jessica.

by œ January 14, 2010

twatward

(adv) In the direction of or towards the female pudenda, often in an effort to increase vaginal proximity.

Verily, he thrusted twatward, trying to gain entry.

by Thump! October 31, 2006

twattard

Synonymous with cunttard and fucktard. This is when you are dealing with a seriously pea-brained twat.

The silly high school dropout, Alicia, is a real twattard.

by Maria June 20, 2004

Twatard

A mix between the word twat and retard

Liam is a Twatard

by Hunky Jesus March 3, 2020

Twatward

A stupid male named Edward, who thinks that he’s smart, albeit the asinine and deleterious things that he says and /or does.

Senator Edward Markey from Massachusetts is such a Twatward; who thinks he can attach himself to other peoples’ laws that they had drafted up mostly by themselves. (See the Waxman-Markey bill or the Green new deal).

by The girl you can’t catch. February 19, 2021