mark twain

This is the pen name of Samuel Clemens. Also, it is riverboat slang, meaning the water is deep enough for the boat.

Mark Twain is the author of Huckleberry Finn.

by Horatio Gates July 15, 2008

trAIDS

When someone makes a horrible trade in fantasy football crippling their ability to succeed. After the trade their chances of winning are about the same as an AIDS patient versus Peyton Manning.

I just learned Julio Jones, my starting wide receiver, is out for the season. Then I realized that I still had a trade pending for him from Eat a Vick. When I clicked accept and got Torry Smith and Jordan Cameron for Julio Jones and Heath Miller, Eat a Vick contracted a full blown case of trAIDS!

by sta0g October 8, 2013

twaive

(Verb) Any action related to jacking off and catching the semen in your mouth

"I was tryin to twaive but it jus kept hittin me in the eye!"

by K52twaive April 22, 2008

Cock Twaddle

Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.

That dude is such a little fucking Cock Twaddle.

by EliteNerds June 5, 2018

Twainiac

A current or former student of the Mark Twain School for problem kids in Rockville, Maryland. Any student of an alternative school.

You can see twainiacs being arrested on "COPS" or on "Jerry Springer"

by K Joyce October 2, 2007

Twaimz

A gay llama loving you-tuber/viner
Who keeps on leaving you tube for a year and never comes back then comes back to make two more videos then leaves again LIKE WTF TWAIMZ he is also a bad bitch with a attitude that will Cush you haters go watch him

Twaimz their is a llama farm over their

by Kae dubs January 22, 2019

pretentious twaddle

the manner in which some people demonstrate their worth to mankind by making sure that everyone in the room knows that they something special, have survived a bad hair day, or know more than their teachers, employers, parents, friends or anyone else

The conversations I over heard at the "happy hour" were dominated by the pretentions twaddle of college girls who should know better.

by dp916 February 14, 2004