Post Traumatic Shrek Disorder

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder or PTSD is a disorder you get from seeing anything having to do with the "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" theme

Person 1: Hey have you looked up Shrek is Love on YouTube?
Person 2: Yes regrettably so it gave me PTSD, Post Traumatic Shrek Disorder

by Soulful_Gingee September 5, 2016

Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)

A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.

Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.

Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.

Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?

Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.

by Millennial X May 6, 2019

post traumatic sex disorder

The after effect of sex so good or awful that you get flashbacks

Good- That girl was a freak she gave me a case of post traumatic sex disorder, I've been rock hard all day!

Bad- I don't want to talk about it she gave me ptsd my dick won't work right for a week and my balls need a lobotomy.

by jjerzey November 20, 2013

traumafied

scared shitless, traumatized-horrified

When I saw your momma, I was fuckin traumafied!

by swell January 24, 2006

Post traumatic Down syndrome

When some is saying some really dumb shit and you need them to shut up

Guy 1: bro what’s Obama’s last name?

Guy 2: you have post traumatic down syndrome if you don’t remember Obama’s last

by BONDEDFOOL April 22, 2020

Tramatised

Tramatised - to be wasted or intoxicated off the narcotic tramadol.

I'm totally tramatised off those tramadol.

by Casafras March 30, 2017

tarumatised

when you are so traumatized that u cant even spell it properly

bobo : why traumatize urself?
momo : im already tarumatised.

by gremlinchild000 July 5, 2023