3 definitions by Millennial X
A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.
Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.
Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.
Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.
Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.
Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?
Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.
Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.
by Millennial X May 6, 2019
A seemingly healthy, successful, well-mannered man who randomly begins dating that train wreck late-30s / early-40s woman who was never able to settle down before. He came out of nowhere to date the woman and will marry her within six months. Then they will immediately try to squeeze out a Hail Mary Baby.
The woman's acquaintances will always wonder:
How did she find this last minute suitor? They don't seem to have much in common. Did she pull him out of the bushes?
Did her taste drastically change overnight? This guy is very different from her ex-boyfriends.
Does he know about her past? Is he okay with it?
Can he handle her rage episodes? Is he armed?
Did she go to rehab? Will the baby be okay?
The woman's acquaintances will always wonder:
How did she find this last minute suitor? They don't seem to have much in common. Did she pull him out of the bushes?
Did her taste drastically change overnight? This guy is very different from her ex-boyfriends.
Does he know about her past? Is he okay with it?
Can he handle her rage episodes? Is he armed?
Did she go to rehab? Will the baby be okay?
Mitra, a flashy 38-year old attorney living in Newport, posted a picture on social media of her engagement with a nondescript guy who no one knew she was dating in the first place. Apparently, they met five months ago. He became her Hail Mary Husband. A year later, she posted pictures of the two celebrating her pregnancy.
Mitra's friends were impressed because they remember her just two years ago doing blow in the bathroom of Mesa nightclub and crying about her tumultuous 11-year on-and-off relationship with the athletic hookah lounge/tattoo parlor owner who would not commit to her. "Good for her," they thought with a slight unease.
Mitra's friends were impressed because they remember her just two years ago doing blow in the bathroom of Mesa nightclub and crying about her tumultuous 11-year on-and-off relationship with the athletic hookah lounge/tattoo parlor owner who would not commit to her. "Good for her," they thought with a slight unease.
by Millennial X September 12, 2020
The plan of most Millennials to party, attend music festivals, take drugs, drink alcohol, live off of loans, hook up with multiple partners and travel the world until reaching their 30s when they will overnight settle down with a Hail Mary Husband or Wife and live a quiet life in the suburbs.
The biggest rebels against quarantine are single millennial women in their 30s. They started off staying home and baking banana bread, but after a few months they broke down because they cannot let COVID-19 stop their momentum. They spent the past decade rejecting good guys as apart of their Millennial Master Plan to party and then settle down in exactly the year 2020. They never anticipated an obstacle like this.
by Millennial X September 18, 2020