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by schotty375 December 9, 2008
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Said when one has absolutely nothing to say and has to say something as when you are daydreaming at an office meeting and suddenly realise that all eyes are upon you and that someone has asked you a question while you were in la la land.
Angry policeman: "The whole building is on fire, the third floor has exploded, there is absolute chaos everywhere, and I find you standing here with that detonator in your hands. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!!??"
Guilty guy: "Nooty tooties"
Guilty guy: "Nooty tooties"
by Mr. Happy March 23, 2005
Get the nooty tooties mug.by Chris December 1, 2004
Get the tootness mug.Allison: Hey Bill!
Bill: Hold on, the adults are talking... Hey Tom! What's your favorite Batman gadget?
Tom: Wow, that's an easy one. The grappling hook that looks like the bat symbol.
Bill: Alright Allison, how can I help you?
Allison: Bill do you like music?
Bill: Why yes, I do! But seriously, these days who has the time to learn all those lyrics?
Allison: Oh, I was about to ask you the lyrics to a song, but I guess you wouldn't know...
Bill: Au contraire! I have an excellent system for remembering lyrics!
Allison: Oh really what is it?
Bill: Well, it's called tootley tooting... a little trick I learned at the bicycle store.
Allison: Tootley tooting? Are you just pulling my chain?
Bill: No Allison, it's real and it really works too. I can teach you in about three minutes and twenty-eight seconds and you'll be set for life! But I have to show you, it doesn't translate well into text.
*Bill shows Allison how to tootley toot*
Allison: Ohhh my gawwwd! Chiiiiiild! That is fantastic, I almost peed myself.
Tom: What are you guys talking about?
Allison: Nothing.
*Bill winks at Allison*
Tom: Whatever. Pfft.
Abortionist: You guys ready or what?
Allison: Hold on, I think I really did pee myself.
*Bill and Tom high-five and do the dude love dance*
Bill: Hold on, the adults are talking... Hey Tom! What's your favorite Batman gadget?
Tom: Wow, that's an easy one. The grappling hook that looks like the bat symbol.
Bill: Alright Allison, how can I help you?
Allison: Bill do you like music?
Bill: Why yes, I do! But seriously, these days who has the time to learn all those lyrics?
Allison: Oh, I was about to ask you the lyrics to a song, but I guess you wouldn't know...
Bill: Au contraire! I have an excellent system for remembering lyrics!
Allison: Oh really what is it?
Bill: Well, it's called tootley tooting... a little trick I learned at the bicycle store.
Allison: Tootley tooting? Are you just pulling my chain?
Bill: No Allison, it's real and it really works too. I can teach you in about three minutes and twenty-eight seconds and you'll be set for life! But I have to show you, it doesn't translate well into text.
*Bill shows Allison how to tootley toot*
Allison: Ohhh my gawwwd! Chiiiiiild! That is fantastic, I almost peed myself.
Tom: What are you guys talking about?
Allison: Nothing.
*Bill winks at Allison*
Tom: Whatever. Pfft.
Abortionist: You guys ready or what?
Allison: Hold on, I think I really did pee myself.
*Bill and Tom high-five and do the dude love dance*
by fingernails September 7, 2009
Get the tootley toot mug.1.) A condition known to occur in foul-tempered folks who have poor oral hygiene. usually female. Despite their toothless state, they still are no good at oral sex.
2.) A person who suffers from this malady.
2.) A person who suffers from this malady.
1.) Have you seen that mean bitch, Jennifer? Not only does she have B.O. and a bush up to her bellybutton, but she's ruthless and toothless.
2.) Ruthless and Toothless got suspended from work again. I guess she showed up drunk. You'd think a pregnant woman would have more respect for her fetus.
2.) Ruthless and Toothless got suspended from work again. I guess she showed up drunk. You'd think a pregnant woman would have more respect for her fetus.
by Blenderhead1991 September 11, 2010
Get the Ruthless and Toothless mug.An individual that doesn't care about his personal hygiene and is missing teeth from decay and neglect, yet still does o.k. for themself in other aspects of life.
Hey bruce you toothless wonder, the doctor found your four front tooths, they was hanging on jessies nut sack! Pick em' up at the office.
by kolman December 17, 2009
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