3 definitions by kolman

toothless wonder

An individual that doesn't care about his personal hygiene and is missing teeth from decay and neglect, yet still does o.k. for themself in other aspects of life.

Hey bruce you toothless wonder, the doctor found your four front tooths, they was hanging on jessies nut sack! Pick em' up at the office.

by kolman December 17, 2009

leave a lunker in the fish bowl

To take a big crap and not flush the toilet.

Don't invite E. pettit over, he often will leave a lunker in the fish bowl!

by kolman March 20, 2008

Hunky blubbo

A fat slob that eats and drinks too much. A gluttonous person.

That hunky blubbo is eating his 5th or 6th plate a food. I bet he will have a dessert too.

by kolman November 3, 2013