tong pow

a tong pow is an extremely sexy asian ganster who plays countless number of instruments and works for the chinese cia. he likes to lick penguins on their flippers and has an amazing girlfriend.

Hey, you know that kid tong pow? I wonder if he likes perogis...
I bet he likes penne pasta and big firm bananas instead.
Hm, yea, silly Tong.

by Tong pow November 21, 2011

Tong Tran

A man that poses to have a penis, but actually has a smelly vigina. Enjoys having little cats lick his private parts, and also having them poop in his vigina to make it smell even worse.

Don't take a shower for a year so you can have a Tong Tran.

by Kory_The_Great November 18, 2004

Tong toucher

When someone is so impatient at the buffet line that they keep crossing and touching other people's tongs.

That chubby tong toucher was acting like it was the last supper and the food was going to run out.

by Kajungold May 17, 2018

Tong Hand

An oil field worker who is generally an alcoholic, who’s diet consists of chewing tobacco, caffeine, and moonshine. Tong hands typically drive a lifted pick up with mud tires and they are very obsessed with their trucks.

“Wow that’s guy drinks a lot.”
“Yeah he’s a tong hand, make sure you don’t fuck with his truck.”

by katiekat22 April 13, 2020

Tong uts

came from the Filipino word Utong, which is Nipple in english..

Nice tong uts! lol!

by arjinn May 23, 2010

tong head

Someone who was pulled out of his mothers vagina with tongs at birth and still has the impressions on his head, or just a nice derogatory name to call someone you dont like.

Hey Jesse, you're being a real tonghead.

by Krisoff July 24, 2004

tong-heelpher

Slight wearing of the clitorus due to being a flip-wreck

Cor blimey guv' I've typed too hard now I got a right old tong-heelpher

by dude May 19, 2003