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Tantric Television

The principle of maximizing the pleasure of a new television series, by delaying the immediate and empty gratification of single episodes, building to a climax when the season can be enjoyed in its entirety.
I've been abstaining for months from the new season of Mad Men so when the box set is out I can practice my Tantric Television on the couch with the girlfriend.
by Ralph Marathon April 27, 2012
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MCR teenie

An MCR teenie is a person (girl or boy) who just likes the band for their popular songs like, Welcome To The Black Parade, Helena, Ghost Of You and I'm Not Okay (I Promise). They do NOT know the other songs and will become confused if they are asked about the first CD, BULLETS. Most teenies started around when REVENGE came out. Sadly, they have increased due to the release of The Black Parade. MCR teenies have therefore increased greatly. Most of them are also 'over night emos' and swear to know all about the band, while only know Gerard Way and 'his kid brother'. They have limited knowledge of Life On The Murder Scene and MCR's first demo.
Pretty much, a normal teenie. Just a bazillion times worse.
Fan: *playing MCR CD.*
MCR teenie: *overhears* OMG is that Helena?!
Fan: Yeah.... >->...
MCR teenie: *sings along*
*song ends, Give 'Em Hell Kid comes on *
MCR teenie: HEY! PUT MCR BACK ON!!!
Fan: *faceplam*
by Jaymiee June 12, 2008
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teledildonics

computer-mediated sexual interaction between the
{VR} presences of two humans. This practice is not yet possible except
in the rather limited form of erotic conversation on {MUD}s and the
like. The term, however, is widely recognized in the VR community as a
{ha ha only serious} projection of things to come.
connect to my teledildonics server now biatch!
by Seth July 6, 2003
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telesigned in

1. The process of signing into online account, such as email or your profile, by giving your user name, password, and inputting a security code that is sent to your phone.

2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.
Dude, I telesigned in into my Facebook account so you can't hack it anymore.
by Clouddefender December 30, 2011
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telekinesis

The ability to move objects solely with the power of the mind. Seen in zillions of suspense, horror and sci-fi movies and books, but there's yet no proof it exists in real life.
Wilma: Nicky, would you get me the second volume of the Kinsey report on the top shelf?

Nicky: Get me a ladder then! I can't reach that high, what do you think, I've got telekinesis or something?
by Bluejay Young May 14, 2004
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Television Audience Laugh

A Television Audience Laugh (TAL) happens when someone makes a joke, gets no laughs from the people currently in the room but from the studio audience on the sitcom on the TV.
I made a joke one day and the Television Audience laughed for me.

Television Audience Laugh
by Thesonicsword November 7, 2010
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teenius

A teen or tween who thinks they know it all, wise fool
Teen+genius=teenius
Sarah rolled her eyes when her parents wouldn't believe that euthanasia was the word to describe children in China... What a teenius.
by Don W Macaulay June 16, 2013
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