shawkward

(Adj.) The awkwardness that arises when two people know they were consecutively pooping in adjacent stalls, and they avoid talking to one another when they proceed to wash their hands.

Guy 1: Dude, I took a massive dump today, and some guy was next to me. We both finished at the same time and washed out hands in silence.

Guy 2: Shawkward!

by SHS person December 16, 2009

Qwawkward

--> An extremely awkward situation.

--> Awkward pronounced by a poor English speaking person

-->It can also be used as a noun to describe a a person, place, or thing.

Example 1....
Person1: Hi guys i like Batmain
Person2:Qwawkward(Fast and High Pitched)

Example 2....
2Kids walking to your groups way:
You say: Look.....here come the qwawkward brothers

Example 3........
--> This place is really qwawkward

by DJ.P.A.K.A.J.Z. June 26, 2009

shawkward

shy and awkward mixed together.

Girl 1: "Come on! He totally likes you!"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I don't see it...he's so shawkward."

by nutshack August 20, 2012

Stalkward

When something is equally awkward and stalky. Commonly used when someone is caught liking old Facebook pictures.

"It was totally stalkward when Alex called me late last night."

by Leshalooloo November 11, 2013

slawkward

a combination of the word "slow" and "awkward"; a person who makes others uncomfortable by he/she's lack of personality.

"Jeez Emily TALK, why do you have to be so slawkward!?"

by xrachelmagnoliax August 19, 2008

stalkward

something that is both awkward, and stalker-ish

Ben: "I want to have you baby!"

Kendra:"STALKWARD!!"

by RoboBoogy December 7, 2011

stalkward

adj. describes the silence that ensues when you say something that let's your stalkee know you've been stalking them.

Dude, you're not even facebook friends, you shouldn't know that about her.

I know. That was stalkward.

by gt6driver October 25, 2012