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Swartzing

Public fingerbanging. Usually carried out by an inebriated male in a location he misperceives to provide privacy requisite for the desired degree of intimacy (i.e. against a chain-link fence bounding an outdoor party). Traditional costume comprises leather shorts on the swartzing agent and, obviously, a skirt on the action's receiver. Not to be confused with a futon-fingerbang.

Swartzing was first defined in New Haven, CT, and has since spread in usage to much of the Northeast.
"what the hell is Hunter doing to that chick?"

"Looks like he's giving her a good swartzing"

"Is he wearing leather shorts too?"

"He is, indeed, his technique is flawless"
by Heavyweight July 31, 2008
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swartch

A woman who thinks money is the key to success.

A materialistic girl.
That swartch over there looks really bored.

There's a lot of swartches at this party.

Look at that group of swari, they must be going shopping.
by Pete Dollom October 21, 2009
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Emerson Spartz

The brilliant, witty and illustrious creator of Mugglenet.com who puts up with many irate anti-HP hate mail, throngs of crazed teenage females, all while trying to mantain a respectable website for Harry Potter fans. Is also very good-looking. Also met J.K. Rowling and is the object of much envy among the fans. May be considered a God by some. Is a master at singing the Notre Dame fight song. Opresses delusional shippers.
During an interview with Rowling herself, Emerson Spartz commented rather hysterically that Harry/Hermione shippers were "delusional" several times, to which Rowling chuckled...
by Mace Windows September 12, 2008
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a Swartzman

To act like a fool even though you are wrong.
Jason pulled a swartzman when he thought tigers came from Africa.
by Radar_220 January 1, 2009
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swarthy

Adjective used to describe any person with a dark complexion.
"After his freak tanning clinic accident, he surely can't be surprised that he earned the nick-name 'Swarthy Harvey', can he?!"
by mrepic January 26, 2005
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swartzed

Getting shafted by having to work with a psychopath. Someone who, much like a turd in a swimming pool, will ruin everyone's day -- and eventually everyone's life.
Mark was really worried about the new guy assigned to his team; he didn't want to risk getting swartzed again.
by Doctor Jones June 19, 2007
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