swartzbaugh

All Swartzbaughs are very egotistical. They have thinning hair and have self-perceived grandiosity. He also has a tendency to have obnoxious farts. They are huge suckers for massages and foot rubs.

"Woooah, did you smell that? That's what I call a Swartzbaugh."

by a.c.b.f June 12, 2020