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Aaron Swartz 

Aaron Swartz

A legend in every sense of the word. A true martyr for internet freedom, killed by the government because he was just too damn smart for them to keep up with him. Rest in peace sir, your legacy remains immortal.

1/11/13
Never forget.
Aaron Swartz is a goddamn hero.

Swartz Creek Academy

An alternative school in Swartz creek Michigan where every single person there vapes all day long in school and teachers don’t make you do anything.
I go to Swartz Creek Academy I’m not graduating.
Swartz Creek Academy by Mr Nolen November 19, 2019

Swartzing 

Public fingerbanging. Usually carried out by an inebriated male in a location he misperceives to provide privacy requisite for the desired degree of intimacy (i.e. against a chain-link fence bounding an outdoor party). Traditional costume comprises leather shorts on the swartzing agent and, obviously, a skirt on the action's receiver. Not to be confused with a futon-fingerbang.

Swartzing was first defined in New Haven, CT, and has since spread in usage to much of the Northeast.
"what the hell is Hunter doing to that chick?"

"Looks like he's giving her a good swartzing"

"Is he wearing leather shorts too?"

"He is, indeed, his technique is flawless"
Swartzing by Heavyweight July 31, 2008

Arnold SwatzaNIGGA

yo my name is Arnold SwatzaNIGGA
Arnold SwatzaNIGGA by DeluxeSk December 14, 2014

Jeffrey Swartz 

Drink named after the Famous Dancer Jeffrey Swartz, known for the snap'n stomp, which consists of Half Sprite, Half Lemonade.
Mmmm this Jeffrey Swartz is delicious!

Man, oh man, I love Jeffrey Swartz in my mouth!
Jeffrey Swartz by Edo Azran May 22, 2008

Swartz Creek

A small town located West of Flint, Michigan. Swartz Creek used to be home to a bunch of God-fearing, good looking country kids. Now, their memory is all that remains as the people of Flint make their way into the poor unsuspecting suburb.
Man, Swartz Creek used to be cool, what happened?
Swartz Creek by EEEK! August 3, 2008