When a person goes to the beach and accidentally gets a sun burn, then asks a friend for sunscreen while said friend ejaculates onto said person's body and rubs it all over his body as a substitute sunscreen.
by DeezeNuts May 27, 2008
Having sex with protection.....
by Laina Poo June 01, 2007
When a woman gouges out a mans eyeballs, which he then uses as anal beads. The man then fucks her with them until she cums. Her cum is the sunscreen and the grapes are the eyeballs.
Julianna: why can’t you see anymore
Nick : it’s ok it was totally worth it, Allison put her sunscreen on my grapes
Julianna: wow I never thought you were the type to do a mclean sunscreen on grapes
Nick : it’s ok it was totally worth it, Allison put her sunscreen on my grapes
Julianna: wow I never thought you were the type to do a mclean sunscreen on grapes
by ClarissaKelly April 09, 2018
Black Girl Sunscreen is the first step to becoming a glazed donut IRL. It's a hydrating sunscreen that leaves you glowing and protected from the sun's rays! When the girls want to serve SKIN, they reach for their Black Girl Sunscreen.
by blkgrlsunscreen November 24, 2021
when you're all mungy from car camping for three days at Bonnaroo and you ain't got time for a real shower so you spray your whole body with sunscreen to mask the smell
Dude, wake up! We gotta hurry and get a good spot for Pearl Jam!
One sec, my pits are pretty nasty. Nothing a quick sunscreen shower can't fix!
One sec, my pits are pretty nasty. Nothing a quick sunscreen shower can't fix!
by yerkmyjerky August 09, 2019
A person that eats the toilet water & pisses in the sink. Rarely showers, but when they do, they curb stomp their shit into the drain and spit into the soap bottles.
by InCappedYourAss July 13, 2019
(noun) a person who is so unhappy and miserable in their own existence than they are as effective if not moreso than clouds at throwing shade on someone's happiness
Why didn't you invite Becky to Happy Hour to celebrate!?
I came here to celebrate and didn't want my sunshine ruined by her sunscreen.
I came here to celebrate and didn't want my sunshine ruined by her sunscreen.
by FunnyBecauseItsTrue March 28, 2018