Maturity Spurt

An unprecedented rise in maturity similar to that of a growth spurt.

Local 1: Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.

by Mrs. Macphail November 25, 2009

sprunt

A name for a fictitious feminine hygeine spray, proposed by George Carlin.

Sure, I always carry Sprunt in my purse. Right next to my Red Flag tampons.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

Spursting

Smoking weed while chewing starburst.

Friend1: That last hit was pretty rough...

Friend2: Here try spursting, it makes smoking bearable with a fruity taste.

by NAdervoight October 9, 2010

spurtle

An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.

by spud August 14, 2003

spurt

getting so excited in pants(usually a male) that you ejaculate.

JOhnny was about to spurt when he saw Gina walk around the corner in that skirt.

by beaner skater April 30, 2006

skurnt

One level beyond turnt. Can be used to denote inebriation of nearly any kind.

"Bruh, sleep on that L for a grip, I'm way too skurnt already."

by Jaekwon Hudd-E September 13, 2014

Spurtworthy

An adjective used to describe something, that is worthy of a spurt. Commonly used in place of the phrase "an orgasm in my mouth"

1. Dude, have you tried Justin's pancakes? They're fucken spurtworthy!

2. Did you make your longboard? Thats a spurtworthy sandjob dude.

by Shyguy123 July 19, 2010