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Splinky

When you spunk through the middle of a slinky onto your partner.
Guy 1: Yeah so uh I did a splinky last night it was epic.
Guy 2: That's fucken weird mate.
by Munkey nutts December 30, 2014
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Splinker

The near mythical combination of spud-unloading coupled with a timely number two .
Splinker i.e. a simultaneous wank and shit
by Candy Devine July 21, 2008
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splinking

When a person repeatedly blinking while talking.
O he's splinking so much I can't here him
by tias mama November 29, 2015
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splink

forever a mystery to those who dont already know
girl asks: Whats a splink?!
a Splink responds: hahahaa..nice try
by the connection April 28, 2003
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Splinky

A marijuana-tobacco cigarette that uses a gentle 70:30 ratio of weed to tobacco to create the ultimate smoking pleasure.
I rolled a splinky last night and melted into my couch for an hour!
by MasterDub May 8, 2011
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splink

Yo checkout this new colour.. splink!
by Johnny James September 23, 2008
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Splink

an inuendo thats not specifically used but covers all sexual actions.
I want to splink you sophie
I splinked sophie in the face
by Pete Townsend March 12, 2008
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