Splinky

When you spunk through the middle of a slinky onto your partner.

Guy 1: Yeah so uh I did a splinky last night it was epic.
Guy 2: That's fucken weird mate.

by Munkey nutts December 30, 2014

Splinker

The near mythical combination of spud-unloading coupled with a timely number two .

Splinker i.e. a simultaneous wank and shit

by Candy Devine July 21, 2008

splinking

When a person repeatedly blinking while talking.

O he's splinking so much I can't here him

by tias mama November 29, 2015

splink

forever a mystery to those who dont already know

girl asks: Whats a splink?!
a Splink responds: hahahaa..nice try

by the connection April 28, 2003

Splinky

A marijuana-tobacco cigarette that uses a gentle 70:30 ratio of weed to tobacco to create the ultimate smoking pleasure.

I rolled a splinky last night and melted into my couch for an hour!

by MasterDub May 8, 2011

splink

Combination of silver and pink.

Yo checkout this new colour.. splink!

by Johnny James September 23, 2008

Splink

an inuendo thats not specifically used but covers all sexual actions.

I want to splink you sophie
I splinked sophie in the face

by Pete Townsend March 12, 2008