Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"
You-drop alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that
she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"
...your welcome
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that
she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"
...your welcome
by TheRuralThesaurus1 October 25, 2010
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someone with an iq OVER 5 unlike the dumbass above: you can say spelt too. and its still perfectly correct.you're such a dumbass
by smartpants April 17, 2007
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by Rommel Rico August 15, 2006
Get the alka-seltzer mug.Sinking at least 2 effervescent Alka-Seltzer tablets in carbonated/fizzy seltzer water/club soda/soda water as an old-school hangover relief remedy.
Bob got so loaded last night at the party, I just saw him doing a double seltzer-drop in the break room.
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Wikipedia: A possible example of actual use of two guns firing at the same time is "Dual wield", practiced by Russian special forces.
Bob: Hey, did you know the Russians had an actual Spetznaz technique called "double jump"?
Al: I don't think so, Bob.
Bob: Hey, did you know the Russians had an actual Spetznaz technique called "double jump"?
Al: I don't think so, Bob.
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Multiple People: Why
A different set of multiple people: agreement
Anyone: makes a post about Meggy Spletzer
u/Puppetlad: complains about Meggy Spletzer
Multiple People: Why
A different set of multiple people: agreement
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I went to Trader Joe's to get some of their frozen mac & cheese and some spelt cracker whipped me in the face with his beaded dreads.
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