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Alka-seltzer

Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"
You-drop alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that

she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"

...your welcome
by TheRuralThesaurus1 October 25, 2010
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spelt

for all you dumbasses you can CORRECTLY use spelt OR spelled. god check motherfucking dictionary.com

assholes.
dumbass: you spelled spelled wrong
someone with an iq OVER 5 unlike the dumbass above: you can say spelt too. and its still perfectly correct.you're such a dumbass
by smartpants April 17, 2007
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alka-seltzer

A white tablet devised by Bayer Industries to finally solve the world's pigeon problems. Also known as "pigeon killer".
I gave alka-seltzer to a pigeon and it exploded.
by Rommel Rico August 15, 2006
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seltzer-drop

Sinking at least 2 effervescent Alka-Seltzer tablets in carbonated/fizzy seltzer water/club soda/soda water as an old-school hangover relief remedy.
Bob got so loaded last night at the party, I just saw him doing a double seltzer-drop in the break room.
by busterboner August 28, 2009
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Actual Spetznaz technique

A dubious technique, often from video games or movies, said to have been ACTUALLY used by Russian special forces.
Wikipedia: A possible example of actual use of two guns firing at the same time is "Dual wield", practiced by Russian special forces.

Bob: Hey, did you know the Russians had an actual Spetznaz technique called "double jump"?
Al: I don't think so, Bob.
by the So Fine January 23, 2011
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Meggy Spletzer

Orange haired fictional female character on the youtube channel SMG4, she used to be an inkling but became a human because of story magic I can't explain, has depresion and went on holiday (hopefully she doesn't come back), her voice is unique
On r/SMG4

Anyone: makes a post about Meggy Spletzer
u/Puppetlad: complains about Meggy Spletzer
Multiple People: Why
A different set of multiple people: agreement
by Puppetlad March 6, 2021
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spelt cracker

A synonym for hippie; some crunchy individual; white granola dude; someone with raised garden beds; bee farmer; Portlander.
I went to Trader Joe's to get some of their frozen mac & cheese and some spelt cracker whipped me in the face with his beaded dreads.
by meaganyall April 9, 2009
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