1) A term of frustration
shit, dang, darn, damn, etc.
2) An insult for someone/thing who/that has angered you.
piece of shit, idot, dumbass, fool, etc.
Also see: "seeltzu"
shit, dang, darn, damn, etc.
2) An insult for someone/thing who/that has angered you.
piece of shit, idot, dumbass, fool, etc.
Also see: "seeltzu"
1) "Seeltz!"
2) "YOU SEELTZ!!"
2) "YOU SEELTZ!!"
by Jexirian/JOssius/Nix May 5, 2004
Get the Seeltz mug.A drink only liked by a few people. It is a mixture of orange soda with water. At first taste, it tastes like orange soda but then disappears into the softness of water. This gives you a half and half taste and kind of teases you to want orange soda and water. It makes you feel light headed in a way from the rapid changes in taste. Why dont you just drink water? or Orange Soda?
Guy 1: Yo have some seltzer water
Guy 2: Alright let me try it *Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water*
Guy 3: Yo that stuff is literally disgusting!
Guy 1: Dude! Its literally delicious!
Guy 4: That stuff is nasty dude
Guy 2: Yo let me try it *takes a sip*. Yo it tastes like orange soda and then water its not that bad. *a few sips later*. Yo this is nasty. *pours away the seltzer water*
Guy 3: The Guy 1's in the world would be devastated seeing you do that
Guy 1: Yo but that seltzer water tho
Guy 2: Alright let me try it *Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water*
Guy 3: Yo that stuff is literally disgusting!
Guy 1: Dude! Its literally delicious!
Guy 4: That stuff is nasty dude
Guy 2: Yo let me try it *takes a sip*. Yo it tastes like orange soda and then water its not that bad. *a few sips later*. Yo this is nasty. *pours away the seltzer water*
Guy 3: The Guy 1's in the world would be devastated seeing you do that
Guy 1: Yo but that seltzer water tho
by Seltzerwaterchugs December 17, 2013
Get the Seagrams Citrus Orange Seltzer Water mug.An individual suffering from seltzaholism. Seltzaholism is a disorder characterized by the excessive consumption of and dependence on seltzer, leading to impaired social and vocational functioning, and the development of withdrawal symptoms upon reduced intake.
After years of maladaptive seltzer consumption, the seltzaholic succumbed to effervescence of the liver.
Desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.
Desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.
by Sharks V. Neti April 21, 2009
Get the Seltzaholic mug.originally conceptualized by the great visionary, chaos druid.
in theory, a seltzer boy is everything and he is nothing.
he is an abomination to the elements, destroying all that lies in his way.
The most common beverage for a seltzer boy is indeed, a 5% strength White Claw, Truly, Pure Still, or some variant of the newly popular "Alcoholic Seltzer Beverages" popularized by white girls mostly on social media.
some say, to this day the seltzer boy has never been found.
in theory, a seltzer boy is everything and he is nothing.
he is an abomination to the elements, destroying all that lies in his way.
The most common beverage for a seltzer boy is indeed, a 5% strength White Claw, Truly, Pure Still, or some variant of the newly popular "Alcoholic Seltzer Beverages" popularized by white girls mostly on social media.
some say, to this day the seltzer boy has never been found.
we're in houston and the airbnb is fior as hell. time for another classic episode of the seltzer boys!
seltzer boys doing it live, we in it!! just chugged a full case of claws and headed to the gym
guy 1: did you hear anthony's a seltzer boy?
guy 2: nah bro he got kicked out we can't give him anymore chances
seltzer boys doing it live, we in it!! just chugged a full case of claws and headed to the gym
guy 1: did you hear anthony's a seltzer boy?
guy 2: nah bro he got kicked out we can't give him anymore chances
by yunowelcomehere September 9, 2019
Get the seltzer boy mug.The seltzer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.
Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.
by Marit50cal July 1, 2020
Get the Shower Seltzer mug.by Yoggie2010 December 27, 2010
Get the Texas Seltzer mug.I've really become a huge Seltzwhore since I quit drinking soda.
These millennials and their goddammned La Croix are fucking Seltzwhores.
These millennials and their goddammned La Croix are fucking Seltzwhores.
by g0d5m15t4k3 July 22, 2019
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