spaff

spunk, jizz, cum, semen, sperm, eager little swimmers, tadpoles, wee men, jizzum, spunk.
by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003
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Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
by d to a the to the n-n-y February 11, 2007
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Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
by d to a the to the n-n-y February 09, 2007
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stuff you can't bring yourself to throw away -possessions with no discernible value other than to the owner

used in rave/squatting culture since mid 90's
got to sort out the spaff mountain - there must be stuff the charity shop would want and we can recycle the rest
by richard November 09, 2004
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One with an enormously large penis could potentially spaff a city, sending skyscrapers tumbling (imagine if the planes that flew into the World Trade Center were a giant penis--that would be a a city-spaffing.)

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He finished rocking the crib with a swift spaff of the baby.
by Nate March 11, 2005
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to slap your dick on a womans face (the other definitions are wrong)
I spaffed your mother last night. She received a good spaffing.
by o_O~ April 21, 2004
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daff spaff

When you begin to get a semi over Miss Daffern
damn, I think I'm starting to get a daff spaff
by _wha_ March 22, 2021
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