by Rodkor April 2, 2015
Get the Super Socker mug.It is a variation of Cock Sucker. Based again on an SNL/Tina Fey skit, much like the Colonel Angus skit. Better said with an italian or spanish accent.
I'a like bein'a cork soaker. I'a been soakin da corks aaalllll my life. I soaka da bigga fat ones and'a da loooong skeeeeney ones!
by JHo May 13, 2005
Get the cork soaker mug.Term also applies to breasts with larger/longer nipples. The idea is that hanging sinker weights over long periods of time will stretch them and make them longer and possibly more sensitive.
by zephanz November 21, 2013
Get the sinker mug.When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.
Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010
Get the Super Soaker Surprise mug.Stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.
In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.
In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.
Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."
by Ed December 17, 2004
Get the soaker mug.Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.
by Dan Fox July 18, 2003
Get the stonker mug.Me :Oh my god G i just slid my dick into a socker bopper hole and its stuck in there AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Terry: wtf stop socker bopping
Terry: wtf stop socker bopping
by BingusTacoCat November 15, 2022
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