corks

To claim NOT to do something.

Antonym: Dibs

(bird takes a crap on car winshield)
Corks!
(calling not to wash it)

by AaronCameron October 25, 2008

pop corks

Verb. 1) To drink wine. 2) To imbibe. 3) To feel great. 4) To cast away the dilemmas and doldrums of this venomous world by opening an epic bottle of wine or champagne.

Matt: What a day.
Amy: No shit.
Matt: Can't believe we have to go to this staff dinner, it's a total Jihad.
Amy: Let's go get some wine, pop corks, and screw in the break room.
Matt: Done and done.

or

Jason: This dude on Monday Night Football is a real asswipe.
Ryno: Korn-hole-zer? He's the worst of the worst.
Jason: I'm turning it off.
Ryno: Let's pop corks and call dem bitches.
Jason. Done and done.

by Rykirb November 1, 2008

dork corks

tiny earphones which hang in your ears

Helen is wearing her dork corks so she won't hear that truck which is about to run over her.

by june t July 11, 2011

Whatever corks your bottle

Similiar to whatever floats your boat but especially appreciated by drunks.

Do you think I need another drink? Reply: Whatever corks your bottle.

by bighairball April 15, 2010

pop the corks

When your wannabe-white trash friend gets excited about the upcoming year.

Jim: hey look at this post it say '420+420+420+69+69+69=2017' lmfao AYY POP THE CORKS!
Chuck: *facepalm

by Basicwhitetarget December 30, 2016

cockschelle

A "Cockschelle" is the german word for when you punch someone with your massive dick.

The word got famous through the german youtuber/rapper/kellerbaron Mois

Oh yeah nahui

"Ich gebe deiner Kahba eine massive Cockschelle

Oh yeah nahui"

by trash.uchiha March 1, 2019

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.

It usually goes like this:

1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.

2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.

4. Lulz ensue.

"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.

Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"

Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.

by deathwish124 May 13, 2009