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Spomered

being intoxicated to the max; vegetative and/or coma-like state.
"Break out the glitter glue, I'm getting spomered tonight."
by Morgan womble January 25, 2008
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San Antonio Somersault

Sex position whereby receiving partner starts in head-tucked somersault position with inserting partner behind culminating with a push off into a full somersault after blown load.
"She's not a gymnast but her favorite position is the San Antonio Somersault."
by Hat and Spurs December 21, 2018
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sovereign democracy

1. a term, coined by former russian president Vladimir Putin to describe russian political system, democratic governance with considerable level of control by the government.
2. a euphemistic term used to describe supposedly free (democratic) relations, but with significant control in reality.
"Sovereign democracy" is a Kremlin coinage that conveys two messages: first, that Russia's regime is democratic and, second, that this claim must be accepted, period.
by Artem Petrovich January 6, 2009
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Somerhalic

Fans of actor Ian Somerhalder, famously from the Vampire Diaries
people who want Ian Somerhalder to play Christian Grey are total Somerhalics
by Mrs Damon Bale October 13, 2012
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Sovereign Citizen

A person who believes in and wholly embraces pseudolaw or “street law”. Such a person can and may challenge government authorities to primarily, make a point, despite the likely unfavorable outcome.
Officer: Can I see your driver’s license and registration, please?
Driver: No, I am not driving this vehicle; I am traveling in it.

Border Agent: Are you a US Citizen?
Driver: I refuse to answer this question.

Border Agent: Do you have any agricultural items aboard your vehicle?
Driver: You have no right to search or seizure per the 4th amendment.

A sovereign citizen is to pseudolaw as a bodybuilder is to broscience.
by JHawk541 January 10, 2019
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Somer Hole

A dark mental place where you feel like shit ennit.
She's entered a somer hole
by TheProdigalPaceAct October 1, 2020
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donkey sombrero

A.K.A. "Ass Hat". This term was invented for those who find the terminology "Ass Hat" offensive or unsuitable for younger ears.
Ex. 1:
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"

Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**
by Dr. Courtney DVM December 9, 2008
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