dan smith

a perfect British man, with hair dark like night, and high as a tower. His nose is perfectly symmetrical and his heart is warm and humble, his voice deep and rich with muse. Dan is perfect. Also known as lead singer of Bastille.

Most girls wish they were dating a Dan Smith.

by Perhaps another April 11, 2014

Lamar Smith

The man behind the shittiest piece of legislation the U.S. government ever came up with. He is a Republican from Texas and does not deserve a second more in office.

Lamar Smith is another retarded asshole with too much power, it is amazing that anonymous ignores him.

by mrbigmclargehuge January 31, 2012

Jada Pinkett Smith

She had an 'entanglement' with August Alsina, and Tupac and Tupac again and a bit more Tupac whilst being with Will Smith.

Man 1: dammmm Jada Pinkett Smith was so hot back in the day
Man 2: Jada who?
Man 1: Pinkett.....
Man 2: Ohhhhh you mean G.I. Jane

by councilestatebaddie March 29, 2022

JR Smith

Blowing Game 1 in the NBA Finals during the final seconds, making a pissed off LeBron even more...well...pissed off.

JR Smith: "I thought we were ahead!"

*LeBron ignores and storms off angrily to add JR to his hit list*

by $wervy June 12, 2018

Morty Smith

literal ball of anxiety

Stop being such a Morty Smith.

by fleshcurtains August 8, 2016

Jada Pinkett Smith

Somebody who you can't joke about... Seriously or Will Smith will literally assault you

Jada Pinkett Smith will still probably cheat on you even after you stood up for her

by OhioStateHater March 29, 2022

Sluther

When the buscuit in the KFC $5 fill up deal is covered in grease, it is sluthered.

Joe: hey man is that the KFC $5 fill up?
Jim: yea dude this buscuit is extra sluthered

by Nicwilson November 15, 2016