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Smog balls

When a woman inhales a cigarette then blows the smoke on a man's sweaty balls before she licks them .
I love to lick smog balls because they taste like a salty ash tray .
by bratcat420 June 21, 2013
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Dairy Smorgasbord

When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese
Dude, Wisdom just gave that chick a Dairy Smorgasbord last night.
by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009
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Smoggleflog

An exclamation of happiness after correctly yeeting
( Yeets potato into McDonald’s) smoggleflog! I did it
by Imafailure July 26, 2019
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smorgasbored

When you no longer get a culinary kick out of your traditional lunch sandwiches. Smorgas (smörgås) is Swedish for sandwich.
- Dear colleagues, I am officially smorgasbored, let's go out for lunch the rest of this week!
- Good call, I'm chucking my peanut butter-jelly toast in the bin right now.
by neoclassique August 4, 2009
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Smogo

AntiSocial, not interacting, being weird, not talking/babbling
Chris: Why arent you talking?
Glen: IM SMOGO
by Beny Gordon October 30, 2010
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Smoglessdoor189

Famous goblin that plays minecraft on his phone
avarage person:SMOGLESSDOOR189 STOP BURING MY HOUSE
smoglessdoor189:*goblin nosies*
by Joe nuts gaming⅔ May 12, 2021
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Smogon

1) German for the Pokemon Koffing.

2) A(n English) forum named after said Pokemon that specializes in competitive Pokemon (also known as the metagame for Pokemon). It is arguably the largest one out there, and also produces the most commonly used tier list for the purpose of comeptitive Pokemon, which are used to determine what Pokemon are allowed to be used for a particular match (for example, a match inteded for a lower tier will not permit high tier Pokemon, though higher tier matches allow lower tier Pokemon).

Because of the tier list (and the fact that its members are known to be elitist at times), Smogon is commonly hated by 1) people who can't accept that their favourite pokemon is placed too high or low; 2) people who just plain hate tiers in general, and 3) people who sees Pokemon as a ten-years-old's RPG only, and not as a strategy game.
Smogon is an unevolved poison-type Pokemon, and I'd say this sentence in German in entirety, but I don't speak the language.

A: Gardevoir is NU because Smogon said so.
B: How dare you! Gardevoir rocks and sweeps entire teams!
C: Smogon sucks anyways because they think Garchomp is Uber! I mean, Castform can OHKO Garchomp with Blizzard!
D: Relax. Gardevoir's only NU because people don't use it. Convince people Gardevoir is good and get them to use it and it will rise back up. Besides, Castform OHKOs standard Rayquaza with Blizzard too and nobody's saying Rayquaza isn't Uber because of it.
E: I am a Smogonite and I say Garchomp's Uber so suck less nubz.
F: Why are we so serious about a children's RPG?
by RegalStar July 10, 2009
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