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Social Smooshing

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.
Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.
by smebobo January 28, 2021
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Blue Haired Smoothie

Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.
I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!
by tarnished_man September 13, 2010
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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A famous creature (unknown why) in jersey shore, that wants smoosh smoosh, apearently it will rape men and boys. To beat this creature, you must be from Jersey and you must slap her in the face.
by GuidoWhoFistPumps October 19, 2010
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rub smoothies

A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.
Marie and I just had brazilian bikini waxes. I'm so excited to rub smoothies.
by 50 cal August 20, 2009
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Adirondack Smoothie

When you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth. Mountain people are notorious for poor dental hygiene. Or just plain people from Montana.
Holy shit , I got so drunk last night I got an Adirondack Smoothie from some butterface mountain bitch .
by cracksmoke November 6, 2014
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Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time
person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center
by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020
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smoosh

A combination of smooch and squish. Usually a term of affection.
That kitten is so freaking adorable I just want to smoosh it half to death.
by whatevskies August 14, 2012
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