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To tighten a rubber band around penis so it turns blue during oral sex.
I got such an awesome smerfy from my girl last night.
smerfy by My. orgasism October 5, 2010
adjective - in a pleasant and enjoyable state of smerbishness, that is: lazy, inactive, yet very contented.
After a morning run, I felt smerby the rest of the day.
smerby by Mr. Jim October 23, 2007

Smervert 

A person who never actually got any, resulting in him/her being a creepy, socially awkward, pervert.

This person also might be unaware of his/her personal hygiene, causing them to be not only creepy, but also stinky.
Dude, my co-worker is such a Smervert.
Smervert by misstopaz April 13, 2011
1. A mis-pronunciation of server.
2. A malfunctioning server.

3. The action of any electronic device or computer that bombards you with random content as if it is mindless.

Smerrandomirrelevantoff topicmalfunctionserver
"I went to that website you recommended and the smerver totally smerred me! I couldn't find a thing."

"My phone is such a smerver, it's been giving me false alerts all day!"

Smerrandomirrelevantoff topicmalfunctionserver
smerver by nuntius-rex May 9, 2011

Swervy Bitch

A driver who is recklessly swerving between multiple lanes. Typically this person dose not signel to inform you of there lane change
Hey! That dude is being a swervy bitch! He just moved over two land and came right back.
Swervy Bitch by r4q36tgrdfhfsrt6h August 25, 2016
Boy: say boo can I holla?
Girl: Boy, smerve.
Smerve by wendy palmer July 5, 2016