A person who never actually got any, resulting in him/her being a creepy, socially awkward, pervert.
This person also might be unaware of his/her personal hygiene, causing them to be not only creepy, but also stinky.
Dude, my co-worker is such a Smervert.
A small town in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains in northern California.
A place where people are born, raised, and never leave because they're dreams are the size of bird brains.
A place where the only thing to do for fun, is go to Wal mart and see how long it takes to get kicked out.
A place where the economy has struck so bad, even McDonald's isn't hiring.
A place where everyone sleeps with everyone because there's only so many people.
Oh Sonora, sometimes I really don't miss you.
So how long have you lived in Sonora, Ca?
Well what do you do there? Do you have a job? Are you taking any classes?
Nope. We do nothing all day... all night.
When you and a friend have to share a chair.
"Oh no, we have run out of seating!"
"It's okay, I'll chare with you!"