Rusty Snowman

The act of ejaculating on your computer screen when masturbating. Can be performed intentionally or most times, accidentally. Can result when you don't take care to masturbate at least two inches away from your computer screen.

I performed a rusty snowman and had to take my laptop to Best Buy, but they couldn't fix it.

by shmonroe August 24, 2016

Snowmaggedon

When a huge winter blizzard surpasses a previous large winter storm (see snowpocalypse) and dumps copious amounts of snow in a place unprepared for such large snowfall amounts thus grinding entire transportation, retail, school and government systems to nearly a complete halt for several days. Results in extreme cabin fever leading to massive snowball fights and excessive photography.

I've been trapped in my neighborhood for five days now without mail, phone or electricity because of the Snowmaggedon !!!

by Sierramaiden February 9, 2010

snowmageddon

A monumental winter storm, lasting multiple days and resulting in copious amounts of snow and disastrous winter driving conditions.

"did you hear about the snowmageddon arriving on friday? It's going to be amazing!"

by Bed4rd December 21, 2008

Slowpass

The term used to describe the action of passing a bong/pipe to a fellow smoker.

Did you see that slowpass? it took like 20 seconds............man.

by Psynth April 10, 2010

slewman

A Slewman is the master of roast. He has mastered the ART of ROAST and can slew anyone in his path. He is undefeated.

Wabin: "That guy is so good at roasting, wtf!"
Khalid: "Yeah he roasted me so hard yesterday!"
Luke: "It's because he's slewman."

by TheGodOfRoast January 11, 2018

Dark Snowman

The act of defecating in an ice chest, cooler, freezer, or any cold container. The likes of which results in a well preserved shit that can last long periods of time without decay or other changes in form.

I left my Yeti cooler unattended and when I returned to grab another beer, I grabbed a Dark Snowman instead.

by Lightwork May 7, 2018

Slowass

Someone who is slow on learning or figuring out simple things.
i.e. Jokes, or social site buttons.

Timmy is such a slowass. He didnt get it when i told him that freaky Jenn sucks ass literally and then he asked me how to post a status on facebook.

by Jazzi Jizz July 8, 2011