by Sunshine805 October 23, 2018
Get the Slooter mug.The fifth house of Hogwarts. Those young witches and wizards that possess all or none of the specific qualities attributed to those of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin are at risk of being sorted into this house. Other defining characteristics of Sloobendorfs tend to be a prevalent inability to interact in common social situations and extreme narcissism with no apparent source. The average percentage of students sorted into Sloobendorf per year is %.0008. The only Sloobendorf Quidditch team in recorded Hogwarts history had one team member. In his first and only match against Slytherin, Tinker Tittlestop was 'bludgered' to death before a single point was scored.
The Sloobendorfs were once required to share a table with Hufflepuff, but the entire house avoided the Great Hall and starved themselves for a week in protest. The designated dining area for Sloobendorf is now situated behind the raised platform on which the professors sit. 17 percent of all people who talk to a member of the Sloobendorf house will kill themselves within the hour.
The most recent graduate of Sloobendorf is Charlie Sheen (class of 2011)
The Sloobendorfs were once required to share a table with Hufflepuff, but the entire house avoided the Great Hall and starved themselves for a week in protest. The designated dining area for Sloobendorf is now situated behind the raised platform on which the professors sit. 17 percent of all people who talk to a member of the Sloobendorf house will kill themselves within the hour.
The most recent graduate of Sloobendorf is Charlie Sheen (class of 2011)
When the sorting hat shouted 'SLOOBENDORF' from atop Pattywhirl Prissykin's head, 9 first years passed out and one vomited all over his pumpkin pasties.
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-noun; sexual act
1.) A sexual act in-which two women, resting on their hands and knees with their rear-ends pointing towards one another, engage in mutual masturbation, while two, equally-large, double-ended dildos have been inserted into the anus and vagina of both women, spanning the gap between their adjacent partner's anus and vagina, essentially connecting their rear-ends.
Snoose Deuce Kaboose
(A.K.A. The Snoose Deuce, A.K.A. The Deuce Kaboose, A.K.A. The Snizz Dizzle, A.K.A. "D-cube'd", etc.)
-noun; sexual act
1.) A sexual act in-which two women, resting on their hands and knees with their rear-ends pointing towards one another, engage in mutual masturbation, while two, equally-large, double-ended dildos have been inserted into the anus and vagina of both women, spanning the gap between their adjacent partner's anus and vagina, essentially connecting their rear-ends.
Snoose Deuce Kaboose
(A.K.A. The Snoose Deuce, A.K.A. The Deuce Kaboose, A.K.A. The Snizz Dizzle, A.K.A. "D-cube'd", etc.)
Guy1: "Hey bro, got any big plans for the weekend?"
Guy2: "Nah, just gonna hit up the bar. Probably gonna try and hook up a Snoose Deuce Kaboose with some phatties, lol."
Guy1: "Haha nice. Kinda like the Snoose Deuce Kaboose I hooked up between your mom and your sister last night??"
Guy2: "Yea.. kinda like that."
Guy2: "Nah, just gonna hit up the bar. Probably gonna try and hook up a Snoose Deuce Kaboose with some phatties, lol."
Guy1: "Haha nice. Kinda like the Snoose Deuce Kaboose I hooked up between your mom and your sister last night??"
Guy2: "Yea.. kinda like that."
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