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To masturbate or to pleasure yourself with lubricant. Often done with water or more extremely done with such things as butter.
"I'll be sweet to go out after squash!! I just need to go for a sloose"

"Those slamming hotties were so fine I could sloose right here with this tomato sauce!"
Sloose by Dusty Clown February 18, 2010
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A rare somali box that can walk and manouver his way,found in Northwest London.
mazin:where is my sloose
abdulle:hes probably boxing rn
mazin:fairs
sloose by Salma Boukili June 13, 2023
When your mom is a really wonderful woman.
Your mom is a sloose.
Sloose by DefN0tChris November 5, 2023
a classy way of saying slut
Talia is such a sloozey sometimes, she just can't control herself
sloozey by Talia Sherman June 12, 2007

solosexual 

adjective or noun. One who prefers masturbation over other forms of sex.
Gloria Stewart, actress and solosexual said: "I do not need a man. I am devoted to masturbation. I think it’s probably one of the most pleasurable experiences in life. I had and have no guilt whatsoever when it comes to pleasuring myself."
solosexual by hotwhispers October 28, 2009

Hit the goose where it's loose 

1) To hit the nail on the head on an issue of some controversy, awkwardness or tension
2) To butcher one's words when saying something that could be controversial
3) Runny anal sex (like, liquid)
1) Gosh Tom, you really hit the goose where it's loose
2) Gosh Michael, you really hit the goose where it's loose
3) Alex, hit the goose where it's loose baby
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