Pulled Pork Slider

When you jack off onto someones toilet seat.
Causing the next user to slip and slide all over your cum.

Dude 1: Hey, are you going to the bosses party after work tonight?

Dude 2: Yeah... he's been an asshole lately. So I decided to give him the Ol' Pulled Pork Slider!

Dude 1: Wow, what if his wife uses the toilet next?

Dude 2: Fuck him, & his bitch wife!

by JudeTheObscene May 28, 2009

sliterature

The depressing books they make you read in school in an attempt to make you slit your wrists.

Teacher: Hello class, today we'll be reading a book in the sliterature genre, it's about rape and suicide, I hope you try them yourself.

by Crucius May 27, 2008

shigeru miyamoto

A genius. The greatest game designer who has ever lived. Inventor of Mario and Legend of Zelda. Without him, Nintendo probably would have gone bankrupt. See god

A Miyamoto quote (this might not be exactly right): "What if everything you see is more than what you see. What if the person next to you is a warrior, and the empty space is a doorway into another world? What if something happens that shouldn't? You either ignore it, or accept that there is more to this world than you know. Prehaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go through, you will find many unexpected things.

by Diablo April 17, 2004

yogurt slinger

Yet another slang term for the penis. This is due to the
similarity in the consistency of semen and yogurt.

Peter North has a fucking awesome yogurt slinger!

by Gnomercy September 19, 2006

Florida slider

The act of someone sliding down a slide backwards while some waits at the bottom of the slide with a Palm branch and while the Palm branch is up the rectum you take a picture

dude Rachel did a Florida slider with Darrel

by Willy the koala May 19, 2015

Side Slider

A male or female with a colostomy bag that will remove it so you can pound one out in the stoma.

I scored double with that filthy prostitute. She blew me for $10. Then found out she’s a side slider so she let me pound it out in her for another $10.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

two second slider

A crap that takes only a couple of seconds to take; shoots out like a rocket; comes out very smoothly... A SHIT THAT IS UNIQUE BECAUSE WHEN YOUR ASS IS WIPED, THERE IS NO SHIT ON THE TOILET PAPER; A COMPLETELY CLEAN SHIT.

"oh man, i only like taking a shit if its a two second slider- otherwise, i feel dirty when i wipe..."

by jennifer nasherson December 17, 2008