Stats

Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting dome....it is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".

Paul wrote the book on "stats".

Huston got "Stats" last night.

That fat bit*h is a negative stat.

by Paul "Bonnie" April 30, 2007

true stats

Similar to true dat, but for geeks.

"Dood, pommes frites tomorrow?"
"True stats."

by Your face biotch January 11, 2009

statsy

A word used before an insult to amplify the insult itself.

"Dude Cisco can't hang tomorrow, what a statsy little cunt"

by Crimsonfucker1782 August 13, 2017

Shwats

A long but thin dick opposite of a chode

My friend Jamey has a shwats

by Kill switch November 7, 2017

Shatsquash

shit in the womans vagina then after that immediately squash the shit into the vagina with your penis!

you just got shatsquashed, BITCH!

by Ejac Ulate May 8, 2009

shvatsa

Yiddish word for nigger. Derived from Schwartza (sh-var-tza) which stems from the Yiddish word schvartz, or black.

Drake calls all of his Jewish friends, "My shvatsa!"

by scottg74 May 7, 2016

statswhore

A statswhore is a online multiplayer gamer that is very concerned with his rank. Ranks are determined by the kill / death ratio. Statswhore usually make cheap kills by camping in very secure spots on the map, or use rifles like the aug (in counter strike) that require no 5k1LLz at all. Statswhores also tend to be a WTJ. 1337 Pro's usually refer to statswhores in terms like noobish camper.

Wild Bill is a statswhore, he camps the pit all round.

Translation: Wild Bill is very concerned with his rank, therefore he stays in the pit (i.e. a certain location in the dust2 map in counter strike) all round

by Stijn December 12, 2008