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statswhore

A statswhore is a online multiplayer gamer that is very concerned with his rank. Ranks are determined by the kill / death ratio. Statswhore usually make cheap kills by camping in very secure spots on the map, or use rifles like the aug (in counter strike) that require no 5k1LLz at all. Statswhores also tend to be a WTJ. 1337 Pro's usually refer to statswhores in terms like noobish camper.
Wild Bill is a statswhore, he camps the pit all round.

Translation: Wild Bill is very concerned with his rank, therefore he stays in the pit (i.e. a certain location in the dust2 map in counter strike) all round
statswhore by Stijn December 12, 2008
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scatwhore 

a promiscuous gal who enjoys the sexual accompaniment of fecal matter.
your girlfriend likes for you to poo on her face or chest, even her legs at some point during sexual intercourse. behind both your backs, others in your circle call her a 'scatwhore'.
scatwhore by soapbucket May 4, 2004

starwhore 

1. When a typical female (in most cases a promiscuous slut whore bitch) who was born with (some) looks, tries to "be all that she can be" or more than she was ever meant to be, by participating in beauty pageants in hopes of becoming some sorry excuse for a star despite having zero talent whatsoever.

2. An emerging or established starlet who is known for sleeping her way to the top rather than possessing actual talent in the entertainment industry.
Man 1: Man did you see who won the starwhore pageant this year? Man 2: I recognize her, if it ain't our own little high school slut, man I nutted over that bitch's face when she was only 15 and I was her math tutor! Fuck me now she's a starwhore!
starwhore by starwhore187 October 23, 2010
1. A whore, but pertaining to stats. Dissimilar to a whore, which is connotative to sex.

2. Specifically in Battlefield 2, these are people who live for stats and for stats only. Unlike other regular players, statwhores typically have no interest in gaining skill. All they want to do is to raise their stats so they can feel impressive, or to ascend to a higher rank.
Interests of statwhores include stats, tanks, stats, C4, stats, blackhawks, stats, unlockable weapons and any other device which can kill another player with little to no skill.
It is said that statwhores enjoy masturbating to their own stats or BlaZiN.uk's stats. Their homepage for internet explorer and/or firefox is likely to be BF2S.com.

3. One who may be seen with a tattoo that contain their stats, somewhere on their left ass cheek.
player1 (T-90) player2
player1 (T-90) player3
player1 (T-90) player2
player1 (T-90) player4

player2: omFg player1 is spawn camping
player3: l0l wat a statwhore
statwhore by GI48 March 2, 2006

sanswhore 

1. When you have a really good (sexual) time without actually having sex.
2. When opts to stay a tease.
Raquel: So how did things go with Matthew last night?
Skylar: "Oh we got totally hot sanswhore."
sanswhore by Lexiconnoisseury February 23, 2009

starwhores 

1). Pornos that are based off star wars. Like "The Phantom Anus".
"I'm gonna go rent starwhores, I just want to watch some good space porn."
starwhores by Big-D A stat April 9, 2008

Starwhore 

A narcissistic self promoter who goes online under anonymous accounts or uses accounts from friends and family to post glowing five star reviews in the third person about themselves
Did you read the reviews of platform? Nothing but a bunch of Starwhores posting shit about themselves
Starwhore by jocklondon February 21, 2024
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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