Shtats 

(sh-taa-tz) A word stemming from New York used most commonly by young Russian males when silencing a woman. It is often yelled while being combined with a backhand gesture or karate chopping motion. Shtats can also be yelled after a serious accomplishment, due to excitement, randomly or to describe something as sick or dope. Shtats also works as a verb: to Shtats or shtatsing.

Stop badgering me woman! SHTATS!!!! *lifts hand*.

my boy got an rs4 SHTATS!! Let's go do all wheel drive burnouts.

You stepped on my supreme hat SHTATSSSS! That shit was limited.

I'm shtatsing around, what are you up to?

She told me she was a freshman, found out that she meant in high school... I did it anyway... SHTATSSSS!

Shtats by Lightasammo October 26, 2010

PKA stats 

Synthesized information for the purpose of making a point or furthering an argument.

Matt: No way 1 out of 10 cops kills an innocent man every day.
Jordie: Fine, those were just pka stats. They really are evil though.

PKA stats by The Rape Squad Killa May 19, 2014

shiatsu 

"hand job"

Originated from massage parlours that advertise as shiatsu parlours

Dude, i just robbed 7-Eleven...shiatsu's on me!

shiatsu by AYI November 12, 2003

statsporn 

Statsporn - noun. An arbitrarily detailed statistical breakdown of information which provides no greater understanding but fills reports or especially weak assignments designed primarily to give the reader something to look at. Statsporn is most often accompanied by a figure or infograph.

The Feltron Annual Report about his life is filled with statsporn like the breakdown of clothing purchases in a year by colour.
This report is a not great is there no statsporn we can fill it with?

statsporn by John Nelson January 18, 2008

shats and gaggles 

a fun way of saying shits and giggles which will add some humor into anything because its so random and awesome.

Megan: hurhurhur LILY IM BRINGING MY CAMERA ON MONDAAAY :DDDDD

Stephen: Dont let her take pictures of you! she said she will shik to them!

Lily: WE BETTER LOOK LIKE DELICIOUS DRAG QUEENS THEN. FOR SHATS AND GAGGLES.

shats and gaggles by PromKingBch June 15, 2010

Shatsin 

Shatsin is a person that smells like shit and smokes a lot of crack with Hendricks who also smells like shit. Shatsin eats a lot of dick along with ass hairs

Hey did you see shatsin he smells a little worse today

Shatsin by Chrystlyerete July 6, 2020

Shwatsonlock 

Noun.
A portmanteau for the slash or yaoi pairing between Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson, from the original Sherlock Holmes books written by Sir. Arthur Conan Doyle.
Sherlock + Watson = Shwatsonlock

It can be argued whether Shwatsonlock is canon or merely fandom, but for this particular definition, I will simply describe it as fandom.

Usually, the term is used to describe a genre/pairing of Fanfiction stories, or Doujinshi.

There are a variety of different series/versions of movies and television shows made of Sherlock Holmes. So, while Shwatsonlock may define the general fandom romantic/sexual relationship between Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, the interpretation of these characters in fan works will vary from one series/version to another.

For example,
The Robert Downey Jr. interpretation of Sherlock Holmes is VERY different from that of the Jeremy Brett interpretation of Sherlock Holmes.

As such, when reading a Shwatsonlock story/comic, make sure to become aware of the version that the particular story/comic is based off of. Sometimes it makes a difference, sometimes it doesn't. But that is simply a small mindful note that I personally deem important.

I LOVE that scene where they're talking about boyfriends and girlfriends. That was TOTALLY proof of Shwatsonlock!

Shwatsonlock by Chikan666 March 13, 2011