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Originated from massage parlours that advertise as shiatsu parlours
Dude, i just robbed 7-Eleven...shiatsu's on me!
shiatsu by AYI November 12, 2003
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shats and gaggles 

a fun way of saying shits and giggles which will add some humor into anything because its so random and awesome.
Megan: hurhurhur LILY IM BRINGING MY CAMERA ON MONDAAAY :DDDDD

Stephen: Dont let her take pictures of you! she said she will shik to them!

Lily: WE BETTER LOOK LIKE DELICIOUS DRAG QUEENS THEN. FOR SHATS AND GAGGLES.
Shatsin is a person that smells like shit and smokes a lot of crack with Hendricks who also smells like shit. Shatsin eats a lot of dick along with ass hairs
Hey did you see shatsin he smells a little worse today
Shatsin by Chrystlyerete July 6, 2020

Shwatsonlock 

Noun.
A portmanteau for the slash or yaoi pairing between Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson, from the original Sherlock Holmes books written by Sir. Arthur Conan Doyle.
Sherlock + Watson = Shwatsonlock

It can be argued whether Shwatsonlock is canon or merely fandom, but for this particular definition, I will simply describe it as fandom.

Usually, the term is used to describe a genre/pairing of Fanfiction stories, or Doujinshi.

There are a variety of different series/versions of movies and television shows made of Sherlock Holmes. So, while Shwatsonlock may define the general fandom romantic/sexual relationship between Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, the interpretation of these characters in fan works will vary from one series/version to another.

For example,
The Robert Downey Jr. interpretation of Sherlock Holmes is VERY different from that of the Jeremy Brett interpretation of Sherlock Holmes.

As such, when reading a Shwatsonlock story/comic, make sure to become aware of the version that the particular story/comic is based off of. Sometimes it makes a difference, sometimes it doesn't. But that is simply a small mindful note that I personally deem important.
I LOVE that scene where they're talking about boyfriends and girlfriends. That was TOTALLY proof of Shwatsonlock!
Shwatsonlock by Chikan666 March 13, 2011

Shatsturbation 

When you masturbate while shitting, so both explode at the same time.
After last nights shatsturbation, I thought I could die happy. It was pure bliss.
Shatsturbation by prosperoust February 4, 2009
Definition: Yiddish deragatory for an African-American individual.
That shvatz had a fine badonkadonk.
Shvatz by ThE yElLoW dArT August 4, 2004