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the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada
Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.
shwater by warrfull June 17, 2006
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"shwads"
"nothing much, you?"
shwads by Jasmine1234 February 18, 2010

Fo shawts 

Brother: Wanna go over to Mike's and chill later?

Hogurty: Fo shawts mang
Fo shawts by MoEffinK October 27, 2011
"hand job"

Originated from massage parlours that advertise as shiatsu parlours
Dude, i just robbed 7-Eleven...shiatsu's on me!
shiatsu by AYI November 12, 2003

Shwastey 

To be shwasted.
The state of being shwasted.
Portmanteau of both shitty and wasted.

See Shwasted.
That guy over there downed a whole fifth of capt'n mo's, he's pretty shwastey.
Shwastey by YoOrDu May 25, 2009
The state or predicament of being thoroughly shit-faced and wasted simultaneously in any given situation.
After a long invigerating evening of alcohol and cannibus consumption Mr. Rogers realized he was quite shwasty indeed.
shwasty by Rickey Bobby August 19, 2006