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I-told-you-sorgasm

The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.
Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.
by Planeswalker_ March 31, 2009
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Shitgasm

That really good feeling you get after taking a big shit
Guy: I took a huge shit like 5 minutes ago and now i'm having a really great shitgasm.
by me123abc January 14, 2009
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Snorgasm

What occurs when the Snorgtees ad appears on your computer screen.
Those Snorgtees shirts are ugly but the model was so hot i got a Snorgasm.
by IWFP November 3, 2010
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Scoregasm

The yelling, screaming, moaning, grunting ect. associated with a particular team scoring during a game, especially after a tense moment of the game
(announcer):"Three seconds to go in the game.."
(announcer):"They need this field goal to win..."
(announcer):"ITS UP..."
(announcer): "ITS GOOD!"
(person #1):"OH YES! YES! YESS! OMG I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA MISS IT!! WHEW!"
(person #2): "WOW you havin' a scoregasm over there??"
by WhoDey12 October 4, 2009
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shartasm

A shartasm is an orgasm accompanied by a shart.
"What's that awful stench?" asked Tony, pausing mid stroke.

"I just had a shartasm," said Suzy, grinning weakly.
by scodder August 14, 2010
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shergasm

A term to describe an unexplainable sense of warm fuzzies one encounters when talking or even thinking about people named "Sher" or "Cher".

Often, a naked recorder-playing fairy will come out a fat lady's vagina on Jerry Springer and serenade you with Blue October songs when this is happening.

Also, most people experience loose bowels and spontaneous urination.
Ohhhhh! I'm having a shergasm! Here comes the naked fairy!
Lmfao Story for you!
by JesusMcCrackin January 22, 2008
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snoregasm

Sound or sounds emitted similar to that of a sexual orgasm, but are actually due to extreme boredom, a lack of cognizance of your immediate surroundings and/or a suspension of consciousness.
Yo, that movie caused me to have a major snoregasm!
I snoregasmed my way through that pseudo conversation.
by subversive monkey February 14, 2012
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