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the sound uttered when producing (or making the motion of producing) a blade, expandable baton, or other metallic object, usually a weapon.
Check out this shiv I just got. *Shink*
shink by elemental July 8, 2005
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Bad milk that usually smells or tastes like shit. Usually is discovered after one pours millk over perfectly good cereal.
Dude I just wasted the last of these Luck Charms because of this damn shmilk!
shmilk by B-Ro July 18, 2007
To wipe your hands under your crotch and sweaty testicles, then slap someone. Usually an alternate way to t-bag someone.
Jimmy shmanked me yesterday, that shit was disgusting!
shmank by zanq May 20, 2010

shminky dinky 

threesome (2 guys one girl) one guy comes into a girls mouth, the girl spits cum onto the other guys dick and then gets fucked by said dick
dude last night was so fucking awesome my girl let me perform a shminky dinky on her!
shminky dinky by miney bands October 18, 2022
A mischievous grin that often times includes squinting of the eyes. A Shmirk is a better way of saying Smirk because Shhh-mirk obviously sounds better.
Wow! Lee just shmiled at me. Nah, man. That was definitely a shmirk.
Shmirk by Shmirky October 1, 2019
fresh, positive, outlook on a situation or object
i had shmint night

that band was realy shmint

im feeling really shmint about this

you are so shmint
shmint by ramdomwordmaker May 7, 2010