ShronkerBoy

ShronkerBoy is the most coolest and goodest guy ever

Joe: Wow that ShronkerBoy is so cool
ShronkerBoy: Yeah

by ShronkerBoy November 30, 2020

shmonker doodle

A person, usually tall or overweight, who always ends up being a bafoon in serious situations.

The shmonker doodle was physically removed from the funeral service for laughing hysterically during the final prayer.

by Jared Sill June 22, 2006

Shlonked

A definition of how hard you hit your head

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was

by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019

shlanker

when a grandma had one to many to drink and is aggressively angry towards minorities

"ayo that grandma be shalnker" (shlanker - racist drunk grandma)

by avinzombie December 11, 2022

Splonker

A rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a wanker but actually posses no cock with which to toss off with. Also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. Also known as a Townly

Person sitting next to a guy: You know you are a real splonker
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley

by Guy in a chair February 10, 2007

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Schlonker

a man's penis, junk, brashol, tube steak

"Hey John, that chick accross the bar keeps staring at my schlonker. She won't take her eyes off . I think she wants me"

by Mr. Cajones December 6, 2018