metric shitload

An EU imposed measurement of manure.

"oh arr, I used twenty metric shitloads on that there field of artichokes"

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 29, 2003

A Shitload of

A slang phrase used to mean "A lot of".

That's A Shitload of porn!

by MyRealNameIs: October 18, 2010

shitfoot

A spectator sport - Shitfoot is a game played after stepping in a shit. 2 or more players required. Step 1) Accidentally tread in a random shit. Step 2) Loudly voice your disgust to raise attention levels of witnesses Step 3) Start deciding who, out of the laughing witnesses, will be your target. Step 4) Raise the offending shitfoot and chase your target in a hopping/running style while they freak out. Step 5) Clean and sterilize the unfortunate foot so it is ready for your next game of Shitfoot

I really enjoyed that game of Shitfoot yesterday!
The dog has instigated yet another game of shitfoot!
Shitfoot - a game the whole family can play!
Alissa and I love a good game of shitfoot!

by Random J April 9, 2011

metric shitload

1. lots, tons, extremely...
2. equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads

i just downloaded a metric shitload of porn!!!

by Mike mam September 13, 2003

Shitload

A term which defines a numerical value of 47. It is prime. Do not confuse the term with similar terms such as fuckton, assload, or baker's dozen. This is a shitload.

Dumbass: Dude! I just spilled a shitload of milk.

Smartass: Impossible. Milk cannot be split into any value other than milk. Your argument is invalid.

by Anchovies123 January 24, 2012

Shithoodled

The act of being ridiculously drunk to the point where you get crazy eyes and you're doing and saying some of the most absurd things imaginable.

"Yo dude, you were so shithoodled last night that you did lines off of a hooker's ass then brought that 14 year old back to your room saying that all you wanted to do was 'sexual things'."

by finestblackchina May 21, 2010

Montana Shitloader

When you load your shit on your cock and rail that hoe because she wasn’t in the kitchen.

Local Man arrested for preforming the Montana Shitloader on his 13 year old mom while she was sleeping.

by HotDiggityDamner May 1, 2019