instant karma

A tranquiliser...obviously :P
Florrie had once mentioned instant karma to Henry, but he thought it was a kind of tranquiliser
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metric shitload

An EU imposed measurement of manure.
"oh arr, I used twenty metric shitloads on that there field of artichokes"
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southampton red rum

A brainstorming cocktail involving a large port, vodka, rum and horseradish sauce..
"Lady Phillipa, who was herself well irrigated with horizontal lubricant, gave him a boozy wink"
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circumindecision

He was in a state of circumindecision
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