circumindecision

A half jewish youth.

He was in a state of circumindecision

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 30, 2003

southampton red rum

A brainstorming cocktail involving a large port, vodka, rum and horseradish sauce..

"Lady Phillipa, who was herself well irrigated with horizontal lubricant, gave him a boozy wink"

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 30, 2003

instant karma

A tranquiliser...obviously :P

Florrie had once mentioned instant karma to Henry, but he thought it was a kind of tranquiliser

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 30, 2003

metric shitload

An EU imposed measurement of manure.

"oh arr, I used twenty metric shitloads on that there field of artichokes"

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 30, 2003