shampling

a rather small chicken that’s usually gets yeeted by its mother

the shampling really just said peace out when it got yeeted

by rocko de paco May 17, 2021

shampooitis

Pronounced sham-poo-eye-tiss

The feeling of shampoo going in your eyes. The I sounds the same as the word eye, and the tiss represents the stinging sensation when shampoo goes in the eyes.

Argh crap! I got shampooitis!! arrgh it burns!!

by L337Z1LL4 March 4, 2010

shampooist

A person of any ethnicity who shampoos at a salon and is under appreciated.

I am Nicholas and I am a professional shampooist.

by Blueforyou February 21, 2012

Shamoning

is when you're having sex with a woman, as you're about to climax you scream "SHAMONE" and jump on your tip toes like Michael Jackson.

Dude: Yo! Last night me and Sarah were Shamoning!

by Mister Yee September 23, 2020

Shampooin'

To smoke an enormous amount of weed from a dutch, otherwise known as a blunt AKA being high all day. OR Having alot of fun while smoking pot.

Guy 1- Whats good for today? Guy 2- I be shampooin' all day!

by Kim Newt January 14, 2010

Shamping

The art of wanking, in other means masturbating with shampoo as a lubricant effect.

This activity often results in a stinging pain in the urethra of the man's penis.

I just tried shamping, it was fucking painful! How can anyone like that!?

by TheRatchet June 11, 2009

shpooing

Having shpooed

I shpoo on you.;
Go away, we're shpooing.

by You'vejustbeenshpooed! August 25, 2010