Scooter

Village Scooter. probley a nice ride but somin u wouldn't want ya friends 2 see!

i.e. SLUT

by moorezy September 2, 2003

Scooter

A secret word for a black person; A racial slur.

Ex. Did you see that scooter over there? I hear he likes Deshawunda.

by Scooooota. November 1, 2009

Scooter

A small motorbike powered by an emetic stench and an annoying noise that only dentists could love.

Used by young men to vibrabate and to transport teenage girls before the young men have their coming out, and by fag stags.

Also known as a "Harley for the poor", "Zwieback saw", "two-wheeled stinkhorn" or "Dildocycle".

Most scooters are built by sensuous young men in fagtories in Italy and China.

Invented by Dildo Faggins, patent pending.

Look at that guy on the scooter. Do you think she suspects...?

by Gonzoooomatic XL1 June 15, 2011

Scooter

Something you ride but don't tell your friends... a mean mothertrucker who is a jerk and takes it in the ass

Ew u pulled a scooter!

by Tony Pastor October 27, 2004

scootered

Someone who won't ride snowmachines because he would rather do womanly activities.

Guy: Remember that sled trip that dude scootered on?
Girl: Yeah, He showed up at our scrap booking convention and all the girls were like WTF?

by JohnnyTBP February 13, 2013

scooter

Something you ride but don't tell your friends

"That girl who always hangs around Ralph is such a scooter."

by Allie October 25, 2001

scooterize

To trick women/men into giving their panties by buying them massive amounts of tequila in order to make a homemade pillowcase.

Did you see Marty over there trying to scooterize Bruce with all that tequila? That's the third pair he got this week!

by degenerate beaver smasher December 8, 2011